Minds

While combing her hair I told her to keep her head still. She exclaimed, "I can't, my head has a mind of its own!"

Learning by Diffusion

At her big sister, Whitni's, High School graduation, Chloe gave a confused look and asked, "Why do they have books on their head?"

My Tooth!

She has a loose tooth that she won't let us near. Through her tears she screams, "Put a thing on my face that I can breathe in and it will make me go 'A-CHOO!' and then the dumb thing will fly out of my mouth!!!"

Cousin Shaundra

"I like cousin Shaundra, she is nice. And scary, like Santa."

I can't breathe!

Driving on the bumper boats with cousin Jared, Chloe didn't want him to drive under the fountain on the bumper boat cause she can't breathe under water!

2 in one day!

"When I close my eyes, I can't see anything!"

"Dad, did you know that when I was in Mommy's belly, the Doctor pushed on her belly and then Mommy pooped me out?" Now you all know how it's really done.

Underwear

Watching TV and Chloe asks me who a guy on the show is. I say, "Steve" She looks at me and asks, "How did you know that? Did you look at his underwear?"

Brotherly Allergies

"Dylan says he is allergic to my hair, my pajamas, my underwear, my blanket and my pillow pet. And he is not!!"

Snow Angel Buns

After making a snow angel on the front porch concrete...yea anyway....she comes in and declares, "My buns are freezing! Buns is a nice way of saying butt, so I say buns." Now ya know.

Christmas is for giving

Singing Christmas songs, when Tom says, "I thought Christmas was for giving?" to which she very quickly retorts, "No Dad! That is ThanksGIVING!" then rolls her eyes.

You Feelin' Lucky?

We were watching this show about kids who kill. Chloe looks at me and says, "You shouldn't kill people, that isn't very nice. Instead you should just shoot em in the leg, then they won't die, it will just hurt really bad." k my little Mafia princess!

Voices

"Dad, I hear voices in my head, they tell me things. Like, what kind of dog it is at school"

wrong feet

Me "Chloe your shoes are on the wrong feet" Chloe crosses her legs and says, "Now they aren't."

Ghosts

"There are no such things as ghosts. Except for Slimer. And he isn't scary, he's a dork."

"Is it O.K if big people said bad words?" Tom: "Why?" Chloe:"Mom said a lot of the during the game today."

Teacher

"I like my new teacher. She is crazy. Just like Mommy"

Old Folks

"You should come to my school and see if your 1st grade teacher is there. But if she isn't she is probably dead, cause you guys are old."

Goats

"I remember that goats will kick you if you show them your butt."

I am late!

On our way to a party, she thinks we are late. She says angrily,"If I miss ONE minute of that party, I am going to freeze!" (she meant to say 'freak')

I remember everything I learned in Kindergarten

"I remember everything I learned in Kindergarten. We learned about whales, penguins and sex!" After I dropped my coffee I realized she was saying insects.

Righteousness

"Righteousness is when you do right, Wrongteousness is when you do wrong."

Mail Bomb!

Chloe: "Mom! Someone just drove up to our mail box, put something in it and drove away! Maybe it's a bomb! Call the Police!" Dylan: "It's the mailman stupid."

Teaching Colton

"Mom, I am going to teach Colton how to read! How do you spell clap?"