Minds

While combing her hair I told her to keep her head still. She exclaimed, "I can't, my head has a mind of its own!"

Learning by Diffusion

At her big sister, Whitni's, High School graduation, Chloe gave a confused look and asked, "Why do they have books on their head?"

My Tooth!

She has a loose tooth that she won't let us near. Through her tears she screams, "Put a thing on my face that I can breathe in and it will make me go 'A-CHOO!' and then the dumb thing will fly out of my mouth!!!"

Cousin Shaundra

"I like cousin Shaundra, she is nice. And scary, like Santa."

I can't breathe!

Driving on the bumper boats with cousin Jared, Chloe didn't want him to drive under the fountain on the bumper boat cause she can't breathe under water!

2 in one day!

"When I close my eyes, I can't see anything!"

"Dad, did you know that when I was in Mommy's belly, the Doctor pushed on her belly and then Mommy pooped me out?" Now you all know how it's really done.

Underwear

Watching TV and Chloe asks me who a guy on the show is. I say, "Steve" She looks at me and asks, "How did you know that? Did you look at his underwear?"

Brotherly Allergies

"Dylan says he is allergic to my hair, my pajamas, my underwear, my blanket and my pillow pet. And he is not!!"