wrong feet

Me "Chloe your shoes are on the wrong feet" Chloe crosses her legs and says, "Now they aren't."

Ghosts

"There are no such things as ghosts. Except for Slimer. And he isn't scary, he's a dork."

"Is it O.K if big people said bad words?" Tom: "Why?" Chloe:"Mom said a lot of the during the game today."

Teacher

"I like my new teacher. She is crazy. Just like Mommy"