2 in one day!

"When I close my eyes, I can't see anything!"

"Dad, did you know that when I was in Mommy's belly, the Doctor pushed on her belly and then Mommy pooped me out?" Now you all know how it's really done.

Underwear

Watching TV and Chloe asks me who a guy on the show is. I say, "Steve" She looks at me and asks, "How did you know that? Did you look at his underwear?"